Corded

“DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOUR POWER GOES OUT A CORDLESS PHONE WILL STOP WORKING.. A CORDED PHONE WILL WORK IN A POWER OUTAGE. IN AN EMERGENCY YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO REACH THE POLICE AND FIRE DEPARTMENT..

…PLACE IT IN A ROOM YOU DO NOT OFTEN USE LIKE THE GARAGE OR WORKSHOP”

This is quite the sales pitch considering they are only asking $5 for this hunk of junk. I really enjoy the suggestion of putting it in a room that you do not use. I know lots of people out there are looking for devices they will never use to put in rooms they never use. Well, here is your chance to make it happen!

You know what else works when the power goes out? A cellphone.

It’s Black, It’s Digital

“You are looking at a very good condition about 7 years old GE fast stove. It has a large oven and It was owned by am elderly woman and really wasnt used that much. It is black and is digital. It is gas. 200 or best offer. Picture is poor due to the glare from the phone. Extra large self cleaning oven.”

Where do I begin with this one.  First of all, this stove is in very good condition. Well, then why does it look like it was used to boil crack rocks for the past 7 years? But I mean, how do you turn down a sales pitch like that. “It is black and is digital. It is gas.”  SOLD.